slowitdownbaby asked: go back to your research paper and stop with the practical magic AU for fuck's sake

excuse me kheva who DOESN’T want to talk about chronic relationship avoider harry styles™, who’s gotten the reputation among his friends for being a lifetime bachelor @ 20 and a wandering soul~ because he seemingly can never date anyone for longer than a few months. not that he can even blame them; he knows how flirty he is, how comfortable he is with going to new places and meeting new people, and that it comes as naturally to him as the dimples on his face or the fullness of his mouth - just another thing that he inherited from his mum that he wouldn’t trade for anything if he could, as frustrating as it all can be. 

it can be a bit of a bother, niall and liam knowing how he is and still mouthing off about his unwillingness to see anyone for long (like niall’s any better with the lineup of bird’s he’s been seeing who may or may not have been seeing someone else first) but he’d rather be the harry styles who get’s slagged off as an insatiable prick than the harry styles who’s cursed heart is powerful enough to kill anyone that it takes too much of a liking to. and it’s not even like he doesn’t love the attention, the rush he gets in those introductory stages of meeting someone - staying up all night and learning everything about them, easily and swiftly insinuating himself into their spaces, meeting their friends and family and talking to them like he’s known them for ages. but then it’s all because he doesn’t want to get too attached, doesn’t want them to fall in love (even though he knows, deep down, that there’s no way he can act how he does with them and not expect them to love him in return), always makes sure to break it off before it can even get that deep, but he’s selfish, honestly, and wants to be able to take a piece of them still. be able to look back on those six weeks and know that it still meant something, that he can still feel something even if it’s not love.

reallivemannequin asked: #cc @zaynmalik *hyperventilates* praying he hits the tommy pickles during this tour #teambaremidriffsandthickdicks

LMAO PLEASE y’all don’t even understand how important this is to me, like imagine this look




benefits of males in crop tops:

  • v lines
  • happy trails
  • undies
  • tan lines possibly

draw backs:

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Kid Cudi looking like a motherfuckin’ babe at Coachella 4/13/14




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the only summer look i need 

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salutesalute replied to your post: salutesalute replied to your photo “[g…

oh happy belated babe! i hope you had a great day!!!!!!

i did, thank you bb!! ( ˘ ³˘)❤

reallivemannequin replied to your post: salutesalute replied to your photo “[g…

Happy Birthday!!!! You should’ve said something sooner so I could’ve prepared some ratchet hallmark prose for the occasion.

lmao omg you’re right; pls submit your most thoughtful chief keef inspired lyrics about zayn’s dick at your earliest convenience, thank you! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

salutesalute replied to your photo “[grown woman blasts in the background] 21 was 👌👸🍰”

wait was today for birthday or is this a throwback pic?

my birthday was friday! instagram just never posted the pic for some reason rip

slowitdownbaby reblogged your photo and added:

is isn’t your 21st bday??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

8) thanks, bb! ♥♥♥♥

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